[Dúnadan]

The solution to the Distracted Halfling Dilemma (DHD) is a very simple one. Before you throw the little flaming food bags, simply launch a few steaks, fruit, and cheese toward your target, then let fly with the midgets! Or, if you have the services of a skilled illusionist at hand, the illusion of a fifty course banquet hall right on top of the enemy will work wonders for a halfling's motivation. You could also simply blind fold them, or give them those eye thingies that horses have so they only see straight ahead. Regardless, there are many solutions to this problem, and I cannot stress the sheer devastation a flaming unit of halflings can provide.

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President of the World Alliance for the Advancement of Me (W.A.A.M.)