Yo! Its a darn shame that BG Tavern was shut down before you could read my last post Fable. Well, here it is:
Fable
Dunadan, while your contributions to this thread have been among the finest, I must request greater detail--modern commerce being what it is, after all, and clearly allied to the forces of Lawful Evil. In primus:
Have these gnomes, dwarves, and halflings been certified by the UMBQC (United Magery Board of Quality Control) to make sure they live up to international standards? More specifically, is each example of live ammunition pre-tested, well-rounded, well-balanced, and not suffering a surfeit of hunger, thirst, lust, or gambling fever?
Enlightened, if addled, minds want to know.
Dúnadan
I can assure you, all of our midgets are top of the line, satisfaction guaranteed, or your money back. Not only have these midgets been approved by the Untited Magery Board of Quality Control, but also by the International Sorcery Quality Corps, the Midget Satisfaction Board of Directors, the Mexican Council of Food, and Short Guys R' Us! Before brought to the market, each midget is put through a complex series of mental and physical examinations designed to keep the sub-par specimens off the shelves, and allow only the top performers into your quiver or whathaveyou. In addition, they spend three months in flight school, learning the basics of midget propulsion, aerodynamics, style and grace, and in-flight control. As you can see, our highly skilled and disciplined midgets are the best money can buy, and are 100% the perfect projectile for all your throwing needs.
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