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Old 10-27-2001, 07:28 PM
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Okay, I gotta few more spells to add to the list, Clerical spells this time:


Remove fear - again, a perfect spell for virgins

Draw Upon Holy Might - if only this spell could be localized to one specific area of the body, it could topple Slow from its podium. I've never had to use it, mind you.

Know Alignment - who cares?!

Protection from evil - who cares?!

Silence 15' Radius - scream, hoot, and howl your head off! No one will hear you. Also, orgasms can be faked a whole lot easier with this spell.

Hold Animal - sicko!

Zone of sweet air - if you forget to take a bath before sex

Free Action - make love underwater, or with your clothes on!

Negative Plane Protection - you never know...

Repulse Undead - at some point, women will find this spell necessary

Bolt of Glory - er, never mind...

False dawn - in case you wanna leave sooner rather than later

Physical mirror - cast upon the ceiling and you'll think you're in 'Vegas.

Shield of the Archons - THE ULTIMATE CONDOM!!

SPECIAL ABILITIES

Use Any Item - er... if you're into that sort of thing

[ 10-27-2001: Message edited by: EMINEM ]
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