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Old 05-13-2001, 01:05 AM
Vehemence Vehemence is offline
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Ah, the mighty weasel joins our fray

Good morn to you mighty one

"Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines"

Wea'sel (-z-) n., & v.i. 1 n. small nimble reddish-brown white-bellied slender-bodied ferocious carnivorous quadruped (Mustela nivalis) allied to stoat and ferret.
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Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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