Thread: Devine Suggestions
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Old 05-13-2001, 12:34 AM
Vehemence Vehemence is offline
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You mean divine right? with an I not an E.

Now I'm going to write slow, since you probably can't read fast.

Divine suggestion 1a: Jump down, turn around, pick a bail of cotton.

I was going to put another suggestion in, but I already hit the post button, so unfortunately you'll never see it.
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